I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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