She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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