Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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