You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Found your dick twin last night
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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