i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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