i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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