There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
