for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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