so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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