After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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