what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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