i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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