Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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