she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
