hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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