I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
They have beer where we have blood.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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