she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I love you.
Bad choice
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