Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
