Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
