And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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