based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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