don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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