So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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