I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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