just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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