They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
This house was built for laser tag.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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