I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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