I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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