Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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