she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
and you fell through a lawn chair
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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