Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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