it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
love makes seman taste better
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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