Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
