That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize