so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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