Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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