i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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