I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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