If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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