She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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