I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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