If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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