maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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