these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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