He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
nutella sex= disaster
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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