omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
only if we run a train.
done.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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