So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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