Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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