no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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