he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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