Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think I won the penis lottery.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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