Say something about gay babies.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
