I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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