they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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