I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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