How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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